In search of the lost orgasm

"It’s great when patrons share your content and events on Facebook but if you don’t have an image that conforms to Facebook’s recommended practices, you can end up lowering your conversion rates thanks to the share dialog pulling an ill-suited image" ~ orchestra business expert Drew McManus explains how orchestras can level up their Facebook share dialog game.

 "I have one question, will it give me an orgasm?" ~ Leonard Bernstein explains his criteria for deciding whether to conduct Mahler’s reconstituted Tenth Symphony.
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